DAYTON (AP) - As the DAYTON PENATRATORS prepare to play host this Sunday to the Psychedelic B's at Penatrator stadium this Sunday, Penatrator GM and coach Dave Collins (pictured right) is up to his old antics that made him the most hated and successful GM in the now defunct Beaver Valley League. Yesterday when coming off the practice field Collins was asked how he was preparing for a team as powerful as the B's?

"Well, you see you have an owner that feels himself and his team are leaps and bounds better than anybody else," Collins said. "If you ask me I think he is just another big mouthed, donut eating, drama king or should I say queen, who cums all over himself reading his own boisterous comments. So as the gracious hosts the Penatrator organization has been known for, we cannot help but realize that Vince remarkably lives his life as another ROSIE O'DONNELL. Big mouth? YES. Eats a lot of donuts? YES. Creates and manufactures a lot of drama on crap the rest of us can care less about? YES.

"It is pretty remarkable that he shows the discipline to mold his life around such a LARGE persona as ROSIE. In fact I am starting to notice a resemblance in the two, maybe they could of been conceived in the same TEST TUBE? So, ROSIE VINCE will be honored before kickoff of our game on Sunday when we erect a 150 foot poster of VINCE's new identity. Hopefully, the he/she will realize that no thanks are needed as he and his team are welcomed to Dayton."