1999 Standings (Week Eight)

Statistics provided by Pavelich Sports Bureau

ALL-AMERICAN       Overall              Division   
Blue               W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Psychedelic B's     7    1    0   .875     3    0    0  1.000  774  538
Captain Tripps      5    3    0   .625     2    1    0   .667  574  560  
Midnight Vigilantes 3    5    0   .375     1    2    0   .333  543  584
No Limit Ballers    3    5    0   .375     0    3    0   .000  530  614    

Red                W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
LTP                 6    2    0   .750     3    0    0  1.000  636  545
Masons              6    2    0   .750     1    2    0   .333  643  499  
Gargoyles           5    3    0   .625     2    1    0   .667  663  559
Butt Chows          1    7    0   .125     0    3    0   .000  435  590

White              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Polish Monarchs     4    4    0   .500     1    2    0   .333  501  565
P.P. Brains         3    5    0   .375     2    1    0   .667  515  581  
Couch Potatoes      3    5    0   .375     2    1    0   .667  479  482
Cosmic Monsters     2    6    0   .250     1    2    0   .333  473  619

BROWNS             Overall              Division   
Brown              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Atomic Punks        6    2    0   .750     2    1    0   .667  701  596
Shadow Bandits      6    2    0   .750     2    1    0   .667  656  554
Donikers-DTL        5    3    0   .625     0    3    0   .000  682  574
King Salmons        4    4    0   .500     2    1    0   .667  564  578    

Orange             W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Morticians          5    3    0   .625     3    0    0  1.000  608  551
Hostile Omish       5    3    0   .625     2    1    0   .667  683  545
Bonecrushers        3    5    0   .375     0    3    0   .000  525  584
Mad Zippers         2    6    0   .250     1    2    0   .333  358  548
    
White              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Screaming Eagles    4    4    0   .500     2    1    0   .667  544  559
Black Diamond       3    5    0   .375     2    1    0   .667  536  671  
Fat Bottom Girls    3    5    0   .375     1    2    0   .333  572  551
Assassins           2    6    0   .250     1    2    0   .333  503  609

Week Eight High Scoring Teams

Psychedelic B's (Bryan Vince) 110 Points	Bonecrushers (Dave Bell) 109 Points

"GM Pesicka, pisshead, whatever the hell your name is. Listen up rookie, I know you probably think that drafting Brett Favre or Randy Moss is somekind of genius move that takes alot of thought, but let me give you a little hint. It's not jack-off. The bowl is won by people like Stephen Davis and Warner. Besides, if it wasn't them two whipping your sorry ass's, it would have been Testeverde and Jamal Anderson. And by the way, until you win the bowl -- well that's thinking too high -- until you get in the playoffs, why don't keep that garbage talking thing you call a mouth shut.""
Psychedelic B's owner Bryan Vince, making a triumphant return to the Quotes of the Week after a long absence. Vince is responding to the numerous comments made last week by Assassins GM Rob Pesicka.

"GM Kuratko: You know where I am, I'm not hard to find. If you and the Atomic PUSSY'S can follow my lead to the bowl, I'll gladly take pleasure in waxing your sorry hide. By the way, anyone who saw you bowl for F-L-E-X knows how you react in a big game situation. "Aahhhh, gutter ball before the dots!!"""
Vince commenting on a previous statement by Keith Kuratko that his Atomic Punks are the team to beat in the Browns Conference.

"GM Ski: I know you very well, and you're about as smart as a rock. I'm just surprised that you didn't trade for Marion Motley and Lynn Swann. By the way, how's your wife and my kid?"
Vince's reaction to the news that Polish Monarchs GM Mike Szydlowski had traded RB Dorsey Levens and WR Keenan McCardell to the Midnight Vigilantes for RB James Stewart and WR Germanne Crowell.

"No hard feelings Joe. I'll buy you a beer at the post-season banquet."
Couch Potatoes GM Jody Barth's comment after learning that his squad had handed the Psychedelic B's their first loss of the season. As you may recall, Joe Nunney sat in on auction night and selected the B's roster -- not Vince.

"Just when you think the old man is dead, up pops a woody! Now let's see, is that the second or third highest score this year? Man, they're all coming back to me! It's just a matter of time before Warner or Johnson breaks a leg. If only I could have been in the White Division!"
Bonecrushers GM Dave Bell feeling quite jubilant after his team's 109-56 shellacking of Joe Nunney and Black Diamond.

"Tell them boys in the All-American Conference to back'er down on Storm. He's got a decent team because I spend his money like it was -- well -- his money. Besides, you all remember Week 6 when the old man had to show the kid the way! That's enough punishment for one season."
Bell reminding owners that he not only drafted Storm Thomas' Gargoyles squad, but also defeated them in Week 6 by a score of 71-54.

"Yeah, looks like Jones has figured me out. Man, my gig is up. Well he'd better give me a lot attention in two weeks. It will be time for me to solidify the division championship. By the way, hasn't my team scored more points than his?"
Thomas responding to Jones' comments last week that Storm makes "lame ass" statements just to get attention.

"I'm not worried about LTP. I'm worried about the Gargoyles. I got boned the last time I faced LTP and that won't happen again."
Masons GM John Thiem when asked about upcoming showdowns with division rivals LTP and the Gargoyles.

"The way I look at it is if people want to talk about you, then you must be doing something right. Plus they're envious."
Atomic Punks GM Keith Kuratko in light of comments directed at him last week and this week by various rival owners.

WEEK'S TRANSACTIONS
11/4/99

All-American Conference

No Limit Ballers
Johnson,Charles   Picked Up Free Agent
Pathon,Jerome     Waived from No Limit Ballers

Midnight Vigilantes
Johnson,LeShon    Picked Up Free Agent
Wilkins,Terrenc   Picked Up Free Agent
Green,Jacquez     Picked Up Free Agent
Fiedler,Jay       Waived from Midnight Vigilantes
Price,Peerless    Waived from Midnight Vigilantes
Parker,De'Mond    Waived from Midnight Vigilantes

Captain Tripps
NINERS,SF         Picked Up Free Agent
Mariucci,Steve    Picked Up Free Agent
Simmons,Tony      Waived from Captain Tripps

Polish Monarchs
Robinson,Marcus   Picked Up Free Agent
Dungy,Tony        Picked Up Free Agent
BUCS,TB           Picked Up Free Agent
Cunningham,Rich   Picked Up Free Agent
Young,Steve       Waived from Polish Monarchs
Dudley,Rickey     Waived from Polish Monarchs
Hobert,Billy Jo   Waived from Polish Monarchs

Couch Potatoes
Hoying,Bobby      Picked Up Free Agent
Hanson,Jason      Picked Up Free Agent
Rivers,Ron        Waived from Couch Potatoes
Daluiso,Brad      Waived from Couch Potatoes

LTP
Conway,Brett      Picked Up Free Agent
Edwards,Troy      Waived from LTP

Gargoyles
Cooper,Andre      Picked Up Free Agent
Holcombe,Robert   Waived from Gargoyles

Masons
Dwight,Tim        Picked Up Free Agent
Jefferson,Shawn   Picked Up Free Agent
Green,E.G.        Waived from Masons
Jeffers,Patrick   Waived from Masons

Browns Conference

Fat Bottom Girls
Smith,Akili       Waived from Fat Bottom Girls
McNown,Cade       Picked Up Free Agent

Assassins
Griese,Brian      Waived from Assassins
Simmons,Tony      Waived from Assassins
Wilkins, Jeff     Waived from Assassins
Chandler,Chris    Picked Up Free Agent
Armour,Justin     Picked Up Free Agent
Kasay,John        Picked Up Free Agent

Screaming Eagles
Faulk,Kevin       Waived from Screaming Eagles
Oxendine,Ken      Picked Up Free Agent

Hostile Omish
Loville, Derek    Waived from Hostile Omish
Stoyanovich,Pet   Picked Up Free Agent

Bonecrushers
O'Donnell,Neil    Waived from Bonecrushers
Bradford,Corey    Picked Up Free Agent

Donikers DTL
PATRIOTS,NE       Waived from Donikers DTL
Carroll,Pete      Waived from Donikers DTL
Johnson,LeShon    Waived from Donikers DTL
CHIEFS,KC         Picked Up Free Agent
Cunningham,Gunt   Picked Up Free Agent
Bennett,Donnell   Picked Up Free Agent

Atomic Punks
Del Greco,Al      Waived from Atomic Punks
Wilkins,Terrenc   Picked Up Free Agent

King Salmons
Sanders,Barry     Waived from King Salmons
NINERS, SF        Waived from King Salmons
Mariucci, Steve   Waived from King Salmons
Dwight,Tim        Picked Up Free Agent
Jones,Charlie     Picked Up Free Agent