1999 Standings (Week Six)

Statistics provided by Pavelich Sports Bureau

ALL-AMERICAN       Overall              Division   
Blue               W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Psychedelic B's     6    0    0  1.000     3    0    0  1.000  602  414
Captain Tripps      3    3    0   .500     2    1    0   .667  407  438  
Midnight Vigilantes 2    4    0   .333     1    2    0   .333  396  467
No Limit Ballers    2    4    0   .333     0    3    0   .000  404  460    

Red                W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
LTP                 5    1    0   .833     3    0    0  1.000  494  422
Masons              4    2    0   .667     1    2    0   .333  464  377  
Gargoyles           3    3    0   .500     2    1    0   .667  474  406
Butt Chows          1    5    0   .167     0    3    0   .000  349  427

White              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Polish Monarchs     4    2    0   .667     1    2    0   .333  410  404
P.P. Brains         3    3    0   .500     2    1    0   .667  464  337  
Couch Potatoes      2    4    0   .333     2    1    0   .667  348  354
Cosmic Monsters     1    5    0   .167     1    2    0   .333  317  469

BROWNS             Overall              Division   
Brown              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Atomic Punks        5    1    0   .833     2    1    0   .667  521  440
Shadow Bandits      4    2    0   .667     2    1    0   .667  452  413
King Salmons        3    3    0   .500     2    1    0   .667  449  471
Donikers-DTL        3    3    0   .500     0    3    0   .000  521  462    

Orange             W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Morticians          5    1    0   .833     3    0    0  1.000  477  389
Hostile Omish       4    2    0   .667     2    1    0   .667  542  436  
Mad Zippers         2    4    0   .333     1    2    0   .333  266  394
Bonecrushers        2    4    0   .333     0    3    0   .000  357  434    

White              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Black Diamond       3    3    0   .500     2    1    0   .667  402  455  
Screaming Eagles    2    4    0   .333     2    1    0   .667  396  433
Fat Bottom Girls    2    4    0   .333     1    2    0   .333  432  377
Assassins           1    5    0   .167     1    2    0   .333  350  450

Week Six High Scoring Teams

Donikers-DTL (Sam Profio) 89 Points	LTP (Don Jones) 88 Points

"Interesting that he used the word CRAWLING, because that's what he had to do seven times this year from the firstbase coach's box back to the dugout, after setting the Ohio Baseball Coaches' record for the number of runners picked off 1st base during his tenure at 1st.""
LTP owner Don Jones responding to comments made previously by Steve Suder, current GM of the PP Brains and former co-owner of LTP.

"What the hell is LTP apologizing to Storm for? For making some comments about his team? Give me a break. Every one of my opponents are my enemies. I don't feel sorry for any one of them. I don't care how many stupid moves they make, how sorry their team is, or how bad I whoop up on them. I am out to win the BOWL and I don't care who I have to crush on my way. And that's including the so-called powerhouse team of the All-American conference, the Psychedelic B's!"
Atomic Punks owner Keith Kuratko, picking right back up where he left off last week.

"Storm, you better be worried about LTP despite losing Terrell Davis. The only way you are going to get past the so-called speed bump in your division is if your team is driving a HUMMER and looking at your team, they resemble more of a VW Beetle. Good Luck cause you will need it."
Kuratko responding to comments by Gargoyles GM Storm Thomas that Don Jones and LTP would be nothing more than a "speed bump" on the way to the division title.

"Tell the Psychedelic B's, whenever he and his team are ready to get it on, let's get it on! Everyone knows who is going to be in the Fantasy Bowl, so let's just forget about all of the formalities and play the game that everyone is waiting for, and I'm not talking about the B's vs. the Omish!"
Kuratko calling out the Psychedelic B's and their owner Bryan Vince.

"First lets look at the facts, #1 - Face to face we are even. Therefore, your claim of being able to destroy my team is based in meaningless banter. #2 If you were smart you would know that Pav has ruined The B's chances of winning a championship . . . curses are real. #3 In an effort to avoid exaggerating, your competition is weaker than those lame ass comments you made last week. Every year your bark is loud and your bite is little. This year if we get the opportunity to go head to head in the championship, in the name of Joe Namath, I guarantee that I am going to shut you up by becoming the first owner to win two titles in this league!"
The rebuttal to Kuratko's earlier comments by Storm Thomas.

"You sure seem threatened by the new kid on the block. Maybe some of these insecurities stem from other problems you may have. Concerning the trade I made: It wasn't about the players in the trade it was about the person making the trade. There are some people you don't want to be associated with. Enjoy your wins now because when it counts I'm going to kick your ass and show this league what football is about!"
The rebuttal to Kuratko's comments from last week by Morticians GM Dave Mortland.

WEEK'S TRANSACTIONS
10/20/99

All-American Conference

Psychedelic B's
Hicks,Skip        Picked Up Free Agent
PATRIOTS,NE       Picked Up Free Agent
Carroll,Pete      Picked Up Free Agent
Johnson,Charles   Waived from Psychedelic B's
Salaam,Rashaan    Waived from Psychedelic B's

Midnight Vigilantes
Griese,Brian      Picked Up Free Agent
REDSKINS,WAS      Picked Up Free Agent
Turner,Norv       Picked Up Free Agent
Stoyanovich,Pet   Picked Up Free Agent
Mills,Ernie       Picked Up Free Agent
Levens,Dorsey     Trade From Polish Monarchs
McCardell,Keena   Trade From Polish Monarchs
Brunell,Mark      Trade From Cosmic Monsters
Dyson,Kevin       Trade From Cosmic Monsters
Fiedler,Jay       Picked Up Free Agent
Brister,Bubby     Picked Up Free Agent
Walls,Wesley      Picked Up Free Agent
Kitna,Jon         Waived from Midnight Vigilantes
Murrell,Adrian    Waived from Midnight Vigilantes
Sanders,Frank     Waived from Midnight Vigilantes
Del Greco,Al      Waived from Midnight Vigilantes
Loville,Derek     Waived from Midnight Vigilantes
COWBOYS,DAL       Waived from Midnight Vigilantes
Gailey,Chan       Waived from Midnight Vigilantes
Stewart,Kordell   Waived from Midnight Vigilantes

Captain Tripps
Huard,Damon       Picked Up Free Agent
Mayes,Derrick     Trade From Cosmic Monsters
Rice,Jerry        Trade From Cosmic Monsters
Calloway,Chris    Waived from Captain Tripps

Polish Monarchs
Stewart,Kordell   Picked Up Free Agent
Stewart,James     Trade From Midnight Vigilantes
Crowell,Germane   Trade From Midnight Vigilantes
Morris,Bam        Waived from Polish Monarchs

Cosmic Monsters
George,Jeff       Picked Up Free Agent
Means,Natrone     Trade From Captain Tripps
Rhett,Errict      Trade From Captain Tripps
Schroeder,Bill    Trade From Midnight Vigilantes
McCardell,Keena   Trade From Midnight Vigilantes
Kitna,Jon         Picked Up Free Agent
Hilliard,Ike      Waived from Cosmic Monsters
Hanspard,Byron    Waived from Cosmic Monsters

Masons
Smith,Akili       Picked Up Free Agent
Boston,David      Picked Up Free Agent
Cunningham,Rich   Waived from Masons
STEELERS,PIT      Waived from Masons
Cowher,Bill       Waived from Masons

Browns Conference

Fat Bottom Girls
Harbaugh,Jim      Waived from Fat Bottom Girls
Sharpe,Shannon    Waived from Fat Bottom Girls
SAINTS,NO         Waived from Fat Bottom Girls
Ditka,Mike        Waived from Fat Bottom Girls
Simmons,Tony      Picked Up Free Agent
Smith,Akili       Picked Up Free Agent
LIONS,DET         Picked Up Free Agent
Ross,Bobby        Picked Up Free Agent

Assassins
Holt,Torry        Waived from Assassins
Green,Ahman       Waived from Assassins
Griese,Brian      Picked Up Free Agent
Jeffers,Patrick   Picked Up Free Agent

Hostile Omish
Irvin,Michael     Waived from Hostile Omish
McNown,Cade       Picked Up Free Agent

Bonecrushers
Huntley,Richard   Waived from Bonecrushers
Stoyanovich,Pet   Waived from Bonecrushers
Garcia,Jeff       Picked Up Free Agent
Robinson,Marcus   Picked Up Free Agent
Stewart,James     Trade From Mad Zippers

Morticians
Cunningham,Rich   Waived from Morticians
Ward,Hines        Waived from Morticians
Barber,Tiki       Picked Up Free Agent
Vanderjagt,Mike   Picked Up Free Agent

Mad Zippers
Andersen,Morten   Waived from Mad Zippers
Toomer,Amani      Picked Up Free Agent
Dawkins,Sean      Trade From Bonecrushers

Atomic Punks
Salaam,Rashaan    Waived from Atomic Punks
RAMS,STL          Picked Up Free Agent
Vermeil,Dick      Picked Up Free Agent

King Salmons
Coates,Ben        Waived from King Salmons
Emanuel,Bert      Waived from King Salmons
Kramer,Erik       Picked Up Free Agent
NINERS,SF         Picked Up Free Agent
Mariucci,Steve    Picked Up Free Agent

Shadow Bandits
Harper,Alvin      Picked Up Free Agent

The Race for Coach of the Year

COACHING EFFICIENCY  YTD  Wk.6
All-American            Pct.  Pct. 
N.L. Ballers (Davis)     94%  96%       
Gargoyles (Thomas)       90%  92%
Pol.Monarch (Szydlowski) 86%  98%   
Masons (Thiem)           84%  82% 
LTP (Jones)              84%  86%    
Capt. Tripps(M.Rzyczycki)82%  81%
Psychedelic B's (Vince)  80%  89%   
Mid.Vigilantes (Pavelich)80%  69%   
Butt Chows (Holsclaw)    79%  100%   
Cos.Monsters(B.Rzyczycki)79%  87%
Couch Potatoes (Barth)   73%  81%   
P.P. Brains (Suder)      70%  62%

COACHING EFFICIENCY  YTD  Wk.6
All-American            Pct.  Pct. 
Donikers-DTL (Profio)   89%   94%
Fat Bottom Girls(Burns) 89%   89%
Shadow Bandits(Labonte) 88%   91%
King Salmons (Damicone) 88%   100%
Atomic Punks(K.Kuratko) 86%   65% 
Morticians (Mortland)   86%   80%
Host. Omish (M.Kuratko) 83%   81%
Black Diamond (Nunney)  79%   54%
Scream. Eagles (White)  78%   91%
Assassins (Pesicka)     78%   84%
Bonecrushers (D.Bell)   77%   83%
Mad Zippers (Sweitzer)  69%   72%