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Volume 7, Issue 14         The On-Line Newsletter of the Erie Fantasy Football League     Dec. 18, 1999

SEMI-FINAL RESULTS

High Scoring Teams
Quotes

Psychedelic B's 101
Masons 96

Polish Monarchs 90
LTP 65

Bonecrushers 93
Atomic Punks 86

Masons 98
Gargoyles 87

Black Diamond 91
Host. Omish 57

CONSOLATION TOURNEY

No Limit Ballers 105
Butt Chows 35

Mad Zippers 51
Assassins 50


CONFERENCE FINALS

Psychedelic B's
Polish Monarchs

Line: Psychedelic -18

Did not play in 1999

Black Diamond
Bonecrushers

Line: Even

Wk.8: Bonecrushers 109-56

THIRD PLACE

Masons
LTP

Line: Masons -6

Wk.3: LTP 82-78

Wk.12: Masons 99-86

Atomic Punks
Hostile Omish

Line: Atomic -8

Did not play in 1999

TOILET BOWL

Mad Zippers
No Limit Ballers

Line: No Limit -9

Did not play in 1999



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Semi-Final High Scoring Teams

Psychedelic B's (Bryan Vince)

104 Points

Bonecrushers (Dave Bell)

93 Points


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

"I want to keep the team I have this year for next year. I am convinced that I could have won a championship with this team. Mark my words. I will draft the same team next year and win a championship."
Storm Thomas, Gargoyles GM, still believing that his franchise missed a golden opportunity to win a championship this year.

"Nunney qualified twice for the final four?"
LTP GM Don Jones upon learning that Joe Nunney's Black Diamond squad advanced to the finals of the Browns Conference. As mentioned here before, many owners also give Nunney the credit for building this year's Psychedelic B's dynasty in the All-American Conference.

"In your conference I vote for myself for GM of the year for drafting Vince one of the greatest teams in recent memory in the EFFL. He should donate his winnings to charity because he did little to earn it."
E-mail from Nunney to All-American Conference commissioner Kirk Pavelich regarding 1999 Erie League Awards.

"Son of a bitch. Just when you think I am down and out I will still be competitive with Vinnie. My match-ups are favorable. I am not arrogant and I won't be the laughing stock of the league if I lose to a team that is without any high profile players. I don't carry a gun, because I don't need one for my protection. We all know what they say about men in blue (does anyone smell anything). Vinnie: rethink your line-up. Eddie George will not put together two games. Your qb's: I hope you start the right guy. Start Chiaverini -- he will have a great day. (Stephen) Davis will get hurt in the second quarter. I would take my advice when you called me earlier looking for this advice -- play garner. He is the key. Trust me. I know what I am talking about. Good luck, best wishes, I hope you win."
Polish Monarchs GM Mike Szydlowski, discussing everything from matchups with this week's opponent Psychedelic B's to the job B's owner Bryan Vince is currently employed in -- police officer.

"If I find out I would have won the Fantasy Bowl without making that mistake last week I think I might terminate fantasy football altogether. I'd find your computer system and download a virus onto it."
Couch Potatoes GM Jody Barth, still smarting from his decision to start Eric Moulds, who had been on a bye week, in his seven point loss to LTP and Don Jones.


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