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1999 Standings (Week Twelve)

Statistics provided by Pavelich Sports Bureau

ALL-AMERICAN       Overall              Division   
Blue               W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
x-Psychedelic B's  11    1    0   .917     6    0    0  1.000 1162  768
Captain Tripps      6    6    0   .500     3    3    0   .500  844  846  
Midnight Vigilantes 5    7    0   .417     3    3    0   .500  830  924
No Limit Ballers    3    9    0   .250     0    6    0   .000  741  934    

Red                W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
x-LTP               9    3    0   .750     5    1    0   .833  995  763
Masons              8    4    0   .667     3    3    0   .500 1009  820  
Gargoyles           7    5    0   .583     3    3    0   .500  909  874
Butt Chows          2   10    0   .167     1    5    0   .167  620  919

White              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
x-Polish Monarchs   7    5    0   .583     3    3    0   .500  862  845
Couch Potatoes      6    6    0   .500     4    2    0   .667  848  818
P.P. Brains         5    7    0   .417     4    2    0   .667  827  941  
Cosmic Monsters     3    9    0   .250     1    5    0   .167  801  966

BROWNS             Overall              Division   
Brown              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
x-Atomic Punks     10    2    0   .833     5    1    0   .833 1081  875
Shadow Bandits      8    4    0   .667     4    2    0   .667  960  854
King Salmons        6    6    0   .500     3    3    0   .500  890  887
Donikers-DTL        5    7    0   .417     0    6    0   .000  997  956    

Orange             W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
x-Morticians        8    4    0   .667     5    1    0   .833  948  848
Hostile Omish       8    4    0   .667     4    2    0   .667 1011  813
Bonecrushers        6    6    0   .500     2    4    0   .333  870  884
Mad Zippers         2   10    0   .167     1    5    0   .167  629  910
    
White              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
x-Black Diamond     6    6    0   .500     4    2    0   .667  884  919
Screaming Eagles    6    6    0   .500     4    2    0   .667  798  860
Assassins           4    8    0   .333     3    3    0   .500  780  895
Fat Bottom Girls    3    9    0   .250     1    5    0   .167  788  918

x-clinched division title

Week Twelve High Scoring Teams

Black Diamond (Joe Nunney) 114 Points	PP Brains (Steve Suder) 101 Points

"Polish Monkey Ass, Congrat's on winning the weakest division ever assembled. I did not ask to be in it I was selected by the commissioner. Just be sure to pay your dues to the league before you're suspended for another three years. Commish: be sure that he pays his money up front. Do not subtract it from his winnings."
Couch Potatoes GM Jody Barth, after watching his team lose the division to Mike Szydlowski's Polish Monarchs.

"PP Brains: How did you enjoy the telephone call from Pav? Telling you, you missed the playoffs by three points. I bet you slept really well that night. I wish I could say we know who was the brains behind the operations last year, but in actuality you're both really great together. Any chance of you two losers getting back together? PP Brains, you had a free ride with LTP. You thought you could play with the big boys."
Barth again, commenting on Steve Suder's first season away from Don Jones and the LTP organization.

"LTP: What the hell is the nice guy act? 'Well he was the better team, and he beat me I wish him the best of luck throughout the season.' Just tell me one thing are you going to build a football stadium in your backyard? Put it next to the Jake. That way you can play with the little ones and beat up on them, becuase "well I'm the better team, and I will beat you and I wish you the best of luck building Cleveland Stadium in the backyard."
Barth again, taking an opening shot at his round one opponent, LTP and Don Jones.

"Joe Thiemsmen keep talking shit, and just like Lawrence Taylor I'll break your leg. Nice season 8-4. You'll be eliminated in the first round. Go Gargirls!"
Barth's final comment of the week, responding to previous statements made by Masons GM John Thiem.