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1999 Standings (Week Ten)

Statistics provided by Pavelich Sports Bureau

ALL-AMERICAN       Overall              Division   
Blue               W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
x-Psychedelic B's   9    1    0   .900     4    0    0  1.000  987  648
Captain Tripps      6    4    0   .600     3    1    0   .750  713  684  
Midnight Vigilantes 3    7    0   .300     1    3    0   .250  677  805
No Limit Ballers    3    7    0   .300     0    4    0   .000  633  768    

Red                W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
x-LTP               8    2    0   .800     4    0    0  1.000  807  646
Gargoyles           6    4    0   .600     2    2    0   .500  796  724
Masons              6    4    0   .600     1    3    0   .250  810  681  
Butt Chows          2    8    0   .200     1    3    0   .250  552  757

White              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Couch Potatoes      5    5    0   .500     3    1    0   .750  670  664
Polish Monarchs     5    5    0   .500     1    3    0   .250  684  715
P.P. Brains         4    6    0   .400     3    1    0   .750  654  755  
Cosmic Monsters     3    7    0   .300     1    3    0   .250  663  769

BROWNS             Overall              Division   
Brown              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Atomic Punks        8    2    0   .800     3    1    0   .750  912  743
Shadow Bandits      7    3    0   .700     3    1    0   .750  811  681
King Salmons        5    5    0   .500     2    2    0   .500  712  708
Donikers-DTL        5    5    0   .500     0    4    0   .000  814  761    

Orange             W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Morticians          7    3    0   .700     4    0    0  1.000  792  686
Hostile Omish       6    4    0   .600     2    2    0   .500  842  710
Bonecrushers        5    5    0   .500     1    3    0   .250  700  713
Mad Zippers         2    8    0   .200     1    3    0   .250  511  733
    
White              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Black Diamond       5    5    0   .500     3    1    0   .750  723  791
Screaming Eagles    4    6    0   .400     2    2    0   .500  660  753
Assassins           3    7    0   .300     2    2    0   .500  659  782
Fat Bottom Girls    3    7    0   .300     1    3    0   .250  674  732

x-clinched division title

Week Ten High Scoring Teams

Psychedelic B's (Bryan Vince) 110 Points	Atomic Punks (Keith Kuratko) 98 Points

"Hey Keith, make sure you call me next year before the draft to explain to me that Ron Rivers shouldn't be my number one pick. Also, thanks for the tip on how bad my wide receiving corps is."
Masons owner John Thiem responding to comments made last week by Atomic Punks GM Keith Kuratko.

"I looked up Couch Potato in the dictionary and it was defined as "a fat, worthless layabout." Then I looked up Jody in the baby names book and it says "a sweet and wide-eyed unisex epidemic of the 1960s and 1970s with none of the strengths that today's parents demand in a name." Enough said."
Thiem's response to Couch Potatoes GM Jody Barth's criticism of the team name Masons in last week's Sports Page.

"Hey Barth, next time you have one of your literate friends read from the dictionary for you, have them pick up a copy of The Three Little Pigs. You may find the ending to be a surprise."
Another comment from Thiem, directed at Jody Barth. Barth said in last week's Sports Page: "The GM of the Masons constructed a well-built team, but the little pig huffed and puffed and blew his team apart."

"It is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice. So with that in mind, (even though some people just shoot their mouths off with nothing to back it up) I will just take my division championship with two weeks to play and be a good WINNER. I know that I probably have NO chance in the playoffs, since the Masons and Gargoyles are going to get in, but I will still enjoy the second best record in the league and the division. And by the way, the GREATEST FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM ever assembled beat me 126-60. Vinny you should be very proud of your accomplishments!"
LTP GM Don Jones, responding to recent comments by Thiem, Gargoyles GM Storm Thomas (whom he beat this week 91-57) and Psychedelic B's owner Bryan Vince.

"I can't believe we just gave him the division. He kicked my ass. Oh well, he should look at as a consolation prize because he will not win the title."
Gargoyles GM Storm Thomas after losing a game and the division title to LTP's Don Jones this week.

ROSTER EXPANSIONS
11/18/99

All-American Conference

Psychedelic B's
Booker,Marty      Picked Up Free Agent

Midnight Vigilantes
Miller,Jim        Picked Up Free Agent
Green,Jacquez     Picked Up Free Agent

Captain Tripps
Shehee,Rashaan    Picked Up Free Agent

Polish Monarchs
Mack,Stacey       Picked Up Free Agent

Cosmic Monsters
Johnson,J.J.      Picked Up Free Agent
RAVENS,BAL        Picked Up Free Agent
Billick,Brian     Picked Up Free Agent

LTP
Vinatieri,Adam    Picked Up Free Agent

Masons
Lucas,Ray         Picked Up Free Agent
Gramatica,Marti   Picked Up Free Agent

Browns Conference

Assassins
Armour,Justin     Picked Up Free Agent
Wilkins,Jeff      Picked Up Free Agent

Hostile Omish
Couch,Tim         Picked Up Free Agent

Bonecrushers
Griese,Brian      Picked Up Free Agent
Husted,Michael    Picked Up Free Agent

Morticians
Horn,Joe          Picked Up Free Agent

Donikers DTL
Jones,Freddie     Picked Up Free Agent

Atomic Punks
Mack,Stacey       Picked Up Free Agent

King Salmons
Tolliver,Billy    Picked Up Free Agent

Shadow Bandits
Dilfer,Trent      Picked Up Free Agent