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Volume 7, Issue 1 The On-Line Newsletter of the Erie Fantasy Football League Sept. 18, 1999

WEEK ONE RESULTS

High Scoring Teams
Quotes

Coach of Year
Transactions

Masons 80
Butt Chows 61

LTP 80
Gargoyles 70 OT

P.P. Brains 103
Polish Monarchs 55

Couch Potatoes 55
Cos. Monsters 49

Captain Tripps 96
No Limit Ballers 90

Psychedelic B's 90
Mid. Vigilantes 82

King Salmons 93
Shadow Bandits 72

Atomic Punks 111
Donikers-DTL 110

Morticians 81
Mad Zippers 33

Hostile Omish 117
Bonecrushers 62

Black Diamond 80
Scream. Eagles 74

Fat Bottom Girls 77
Assassins 39

WEEK TWO MATCHUPS

Masons
Gargoyles

Line: Masons -15

LTP
Butt Chows

Line: LTP -10

P.P. Brains
Couch Potatoes

Line: P.P. -46

Cos. Monsters
Polish Monarchs

Line: Polish -6

Captain Tripps
Mid. Vigilantes

Line: Captain -14

Psychedelic B's
No Limit Ballers

Line: Even

Shadow Bandits
Atomic Punks

Line: Atomic -39

King Salmons
Donikers-DTL

Line: Donikers -17

Mad Zippers
Bonecrushers

Line: Bonecrushers -29

Morticians
Hostile Omish

Line: Hostile -36

Black Diamond
Assassins

Line: Black -41

Screaming Eagles
Fat Bottom Girls

Line: Fat -3

1999 Standings (Week One)

Statistics provided by Pavelich Sports Bureau

ALL-AMERICAN       Overall              Division   
BLUE                W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Captain Tripps      1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000   96   90  
Psychedelic B's     1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000   90   82
No Limit Ballers    0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   90   96    
Midnight Vigilantes 0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   82   90

RED                 W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Masons              1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000   80   61  
LTP                 1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000   80   70
Gargoyles           0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   70   80    
Butt Chows          0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   61   80

WHITE               W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
P.P. Brains         1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000  103   55  
Couch Potatoes      1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000   55   49
Polish Monarchs     0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   55  103    
Cosmic Monsters     0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   49   55

BROWNS             Overall              Division   
BROWN               W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Atomic Punks        1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000  111  110  
King Salmons        1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000   93   72
Donikers-DTL        0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000  110  111    
Shadow Bandits      0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   72   93

ORANGE              W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Hostile Omish       1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000  117   62  
Morticians          1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000   81   33
Bonecrushers        0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   62  117    
Mad Zippers         0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   33   81 

WHITE               W    L    T    PCT.    W    L    T    PCT.  PF   PA
Black Diamond       1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000   80   74  
Fat Bottom Girls    1    0    0  1.000     1    0    0  1.000   77   39
Screaming Eagles    0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   74   80    
Assassins           0    1    0   .000     0    1    0   .000   39   77

Week One High Scoring Teams


Hostile Omish (Mike Kuratko) 117 Points	P.P. Brains (Steve Suder) 103 Points

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

"I'm about to pull off the biggest upset in Fantasy Football League history."
Defending champ Jody Barth, whose Couch Potatoes squad will enter tomorrow's game with the P.P. Brains as 46 point underdogs.

"Jones only won this week because of stupidity on my part -- no skill on his part. I lost the game. He didn't win it."
Storm Thomas, Gargoyles owner, after dropping an 80-70 overtime decision to Don Jones and LTP. Thomas had neglected to start Antonio Freeman, who would have provided the deciding points, due to misinformation from the internet.

The Race for Coach of the Year

COACHING EFFICIENCY  YTD  Wk.1                        YTD  Wk.1
All-American            Pct.  Pct. Browns                  Pct.  Pct. 
LTP (Jones)             113%  113%  Atomic Punks(K.Kuratko) 99%   99%  
Pol.Monarch (Szydlowski)100%  100%  King Salmons (Damicone) 93%   93%
N.L. Ballers (Davis)     96%  96%   Black Diamond (Nunney)  92%   92%    
Capt. Tripps(M.Rzyczycki)93%  93%   Morticians (Mortland)   89%   89%
Masons (Thiem)           92%  92%   Scream. Eagles (White)  88%   88%
Cos.Monsters(B.Rzyczycki)92%  92%   Fat Bottom Girls(Burns) 87%   87%
Mid.Vigilantes (Pavelich)86%  86%   Shadow Bandits(Labonte) 86%   86%
P.P. Brains (Suder)      81%  81%   Host. Omish (M.Kuratko) 82%   82%
Gargoyles (Thomas)       75%  75%   Donikers-DTL (Profio)   82%   82%
Psychedelic B's (Vince)  63%  63%   Bonecrushers (D.Bell)   78%   78%
Couch Potatoes (Barth)   62%  62%   Assassins (Pesicka)     57%   57%
Butt Chows (Holsclaw)    60%  60%   Mad Zippers (Sweitzer)  56%   56%