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Volume 6, Issue 9 The On-Line Newsletter of the Erie Fantasy Football League Oct. 30, 1998

WEEK EIGHT RESULTS

High Scoring Team
Quotes & Transactions

Captain Tripps 104
LTP 47

Cosmic Monsters 96
Hostile Omish 59

Midnight Vigilantes 80
Screaming Eagles 63

King Salmons 85
Assassins 45

Kardiac Kids 78
Psychedelic B's 57

Bonecrushers 65
Atomic Punks 53

Shadow Bandits 63
Wolverines 45

Donikers-DTL 87
Gargoyles 42

WEEK NINE MATCHUPS

Captain Tripps
Psychedelic B's

Series: Captain Tripps 1-0

Hostile Omish
Shadow Bandits

Series: Hostile Omish 5-1

Screaming Eagles
Gargoyles

Series: Screaming Eagles 1-0

Assassins
Bonecrushers

Series: Bonecrushers 10-4

Kardiac Kids
LTP

Series: Tied 2-2

Atomic Punks
Cosmic Monsters

Series: Cosmic Monsters 4-2

Wolverines
Midnight Vigilantes

Series: First Meeting

Donikers-DTL
King Salmons

Series: Donikers 2-1

MONEY OWED

Due by Tue.11-24!!

Jody Barth, +$4

Dave Bell, +$6

Mike Bell, $6

Jim Damicone, $13

Don Jones, $14

Keith Kuratko, $19

Mike Kuratko, $7

Paul Labonte, $18

Kirk Pavelich, $10

Sam Profio, $11

Mike Royer, $3

Brad Rzyczycki, $0

Matt Rzyczycki, $0

Storm Thomas, $3

Bryan Vince, $3

Jim White, $17

Back Issues: July 11, Sept. 11, Sept. 18, Sept. 25, Oct. 2, Oct. 9, Oct. 16, Oct. 23

1998 STANDINGS - WEEK EIGHT

*Club Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
Donikers-DTL	7	1	.875	2	1	.667	637	501	W5
Kardiac Kids	6	2	.750	2	1	.667	616	455	W4
Atomic Punks	5	3	.625	2	1	.667	620	578	L1
Wolverines	2	6	.250	0	3	.000	532	606	L1
*Diamond Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
Cosmic Monsters	5	3	.625	3	0	1.000	604	558	W1
Midnight Vigilantes	5	3	.625	1	2	.333	595	528	W2
King Salmons	4	4	.500	1	2	.500	631	599	W2
LTP	1	7	.125	1	2	.333	400	614	L5
*Heart Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
Psychedelic B's	5	3	.625	2	1	.667	528	460	L1
Gargoyles	4	4	.500	3	0	1.000	561	589	L2
Bonecrushers	4	4	.500	1	2	.333	487	555	W2
Shadow Bandits	2	6	.250	0	3	.000	500	581	W1
*Spade Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
Captain Tripps	4	4	.500	1	2	.333	577	537	W1
Screaming Eagles	4	4	.500	2	1	.667	539	536	L2
Assassins	3	5	.375	2	1	.667	563	588	L4
Hostile Omish	3	5	.375	1	2	.333	500	595	L3
¥ Clinched Division Title

Week Eight High Scoring Teams

Captain Tripps

Matt Rzyczycki

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

"You're welcome dickhead. To the rest of the league, feel free to kick the shit out of the floating turds!"
Dave Bell, Bonecrushers GM, in a message to Donikers owner Sam Profio.

"Since the Bonecrushers beat the Punks for me, I want to take back everything bad I said about that cocksucker!"
Profio on the assistance provided last week by arch-rival Dave Bell as they Bonecrushers defeated Profio's main competition, the Atomic Punks, 65-53.

"We're on a hot streak and we're getting ready to play our division again. That'll help since we're in the suckiest division. We (the division) blow. And I still owe Mr. Vince for that comment earlier about playing in a combined league. In the meantime, peckerwood scores 22 points this week!"
Shadow Bandits owner Paul Labonte commenting on his team's chances to make the playoffs while playing in the Heart Division and on the pathetic showing this week by division mate Bryan Vince and his Psychedelic B's.

TRANSACTIONS

Adds: WR Ricks (Punks), WR Crowell (Shadow Bandits), QB Leaf (Bonecrushers), K Vanderjagt (King Salmons), QB Harbaugh (Bonecrushers), WR Walls (Bonecrushers), K Wilkins (Kardiac Kids), QB K.Collins (LTP), WR Ellard (Psychedelic B's), Jacksonville Team (Psychedelic B's). Drops: RB R.Harris (Punks), WR Gonzalez (Shadow Bandits), RB Edwards (Bonecrushers), K Mare (King Salmons), QB DeBerg (Bonecrushers), QB Garrett (Bonecrushers), RB Biakabatuka (Kardiac Kids), WR Metcalf (LTP), WR J.Green (Psychedelic B's), St. Louis Team (Psychedelic B's).