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Volume 6, Issue 8 The On-Line Newsletter of the Erie Fantasy Football League Oct. 23, 1998

WEEK SEVEN RESULTS

High Scoring Team
Quotes & Transactions

Donikers-DTL 101
Captain Tripps 57

Wolverines 74
Hostile Omish 64

Atomic Punks 73
Screaming Eagles 55

Kardiac Kids 59
Assassins 45

Psychedelic B's 87
Cosmic Monsters 57

Bonecrushers 50
LTP 37

King Salmons 79
Shadow Bandits 62

Midnight Vigilantes 77
Gargoyles 58

WEEK EIGHT MATCHUPS

Captain Tripps
LTP

Series: LTP 3-0

Hostile Omish
Cosmic Monsters

Series: Hostile Omish 4-0

Screaming Eagles
Midnight Vigilantes

Series: First Meeting

Assassins
King Salmons

Series: King Salmons 6-3

Kardiac Kids
Psychedelic B's

Series: Kardiac Kids 2-1

Atomic Punks
Bonecrushers

Series: Bonecrushers 6-3

Wolverines
Shadow Bandits

Series: First Meeting

Donikers-DTL
Gargoyles

Series: Donikers 2-1

MONEY OWED

Due by Tue.11-24!!

Jody Barth, +$4

Dave Bell, +$9

Mike Bell, $6

Jim Damicone, $12

Don Jones, $14

Keith Kuratko, $18

Mike Kuratko, $7

Paul Labonte, $17

Kirk Pavelich, $10

Sam Profio, $11

Mike Royer, $3

Brad Rzyczycki, $0

Matt Rzyczycki, $5

Storm Thomas, $3

Bryan Vince, $3

Jim White, $17

Back Issues: July 11, Sept. 11, Sept. 18, Sept. 25, Oct. 2, Oct. 9, Oct. 16

1998 STANDINGS - WEEK SEVEN

*Club Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
Donikers-DTL	6	1	.857	2	1	.667	550	459	W4
Atomic Punks	5	2	.714	2	1	.667	567	513	W3
Kardiac Kids	5	2	.714	2	1	.667	538	433	W3
Wolverines	2	5	.286	0	3	.000	487	543	W2
*Diamond Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
Cosmic Monsters	4	3	.571	3	0	1.000	508	499	L3
Midnight Vigilantes	4	3	.571	1	2	.333	515	465	W1
King Salmons	3	4	.429	1	2	.500	546	554	W1
LTP	1	6	.143	1	2	.333	353	510	L4
*Heart Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
Psychedelic B's	5	2	.714	2	1	.667	506	382	W2
Gargoyles	4	3	.571	3	0	1.000	519	502	L1
Bonecrushers	3	4	.429	1	2	.333	422	502	W1
Shadow Bandits	1	6	.143	0	3	.000	437	536	L1
*Spade Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
Screaming Eagles	4	3	.571	2	1	.667	476	456	L1
Assassins	3	4	.429	2	1	.667	508	503	L3
Captain Tripps	3	4	.429	1	2	.333	473	490	L2
Hostile Omish	3	4	.429	1	2	.333	441	499	L2
¥ Clinched Division Title

Week Seven High Scoring Teams

Donikers-DTL

Sam Profio

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

"Will someone please beat the (Atomic) Punks so I can get them off my ass!"
Donikers GM Sam Profio on the relentless pursuit by Keith Kuratko's Atomic Punks. Profio's squad is in first place, having won four straight, while the Punks are a game behind, winners of three consecutive games.

"What an asshole. The floating turds are all pissed off because I got a table scrap. He must think he owns the league. Four generations of inbreeding will do that. Well guess what? He's gonna trip on his dick big time and I'm gonna be there to kick sand in his face when it happens. Take that you shithead!!!"
Bonecrushers GM Dave Bell in response to last week's comment by Profio (something about being a cocksucker) when Sam had tried to reaquire WR Ike Hilliard. Hilliard was unavailable because Bell had already picked him up.

TRANSACTIONS

Adds: QB Tolliver (LTP), Kansas City Team (Screaming Eagles), QB DeBerg (Bonecrushers), RB Loville (Mid. Vigilantes), WR Byrd (King Salmons), QB R.Johnson (Donikers), WR Wycheck (Bonecrushers), QB Garrett (Bonecrushers), QB T.Detmer (Mid. Vigilantes), Dallas Team (Hostile Omish). Drops: QB Garrett (LTP), Dallas Team (Screaming Eagles), QB K.Collins (Bonecrushers), Jacksonville Team (Mid. Vigilantes), NY Jets Team (King Salmons), PK Husted (Donikers), K Vanderjagt (Bonecrushers), QB Foley (Bonecrushers), RB Huntley (Mid. Vigilantes), Baltimore Team (Hostile Omish).