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Volume 6, Issue 3 The On-Line Newsletter of the Erie Fantasy Football League Sept. 18, 1998

WEEK TWO RESULTS

High Scoring Team
Quotes & Transactions

Captain Tripps 82
Screaming Eagles 54

Assassins 97
Hostile Omish 64

Kardiac Kids 95
Wolverines 46

Donikers-DTL 129
Atomic Punks 103

Cos. Monsters 82
King Salmons 77

Mid. Vigilantes 77
LTP 53

Gargoyles 116
Bonecrushers 60

Psychedelic B's 71
Shadow Bandits 37

WEEK THREE MATCHUPS

Captain Tripps
Assassins

Series: Capt. Tripps 4-0

Hostile Omish
Screaming Eagles

Series: Screaming Eagles 2-0

Kardiac Kids
Donikers-DTL

Series: Donikers-DTL 2-0

Atomic Punks
Wolverines

Series: First meeting

Cos. Monsters
Mid. Vigilantes

Series: Cos. Monsters 4-2

LTP
King Salmons

Series: King Salmons 1-0

Gargoyles
Psychedelic B's

Series: Gargoyles 4-2

Shadow Bandits
Bonecrushers

Series: Bonecrushers 7-0

MONEY OWED

Due by Tue.11-24!!

Jody Barth, $1

Dave Bell, $3

Mike Bell, $1

Jim Damicone, $3

Don Jones, $3

Keith Kuratko, $6

Mike Kuratko, $3

Paul Labonte, $3

Kirk Pavelich, $1

Sam Profio, +$1

Mike Royer, $2

Brad Rzyczycki, $1

Matt Rzyczycki, $2

Storm Thomas, $0

Bryan Vince, $2

Jim White, $2

Back Issues: July 11, Sept. 11

1998 STANDINGS - WEEK TWO

*Club Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA
Donikers-DTL	2	0	1.000	2	0	1.000	212	177
Atomic Punks	1	1	.500	1	1	.500	201	189
Kardiac Kids	1	1	.500	1	1	.500	155	144
Wolverines	0	2	.000	0	2	.000	120	178
*Diamond Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA
Cosmic Monsters	2	0	1.000	2	0	1.000	183	124
King Salmons	1	1	.500	1	1	.500	157	157
Midnight Vigilantes	1	1	.500	1	1	.500	152	133
LTP	0	2	.000	0	2	.000	100	178
*Heart Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA
Gargoyles	2	0	1.000	2	0	1.000	175	110
Psychedelic B's	2	0	1.000	2	0	1.000	164	113
Bonecrushers	0	2	.000	0	2	.000	136	209
Shadow Bandits	0	2	.000	0	2	.000	87	130
*Spade Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA
Assassins	1	1	.500	1	1	.500	178	168
Screaming Eagles	1	1	.500	1	1	.500	158	163
Captain Tripps	1	1	.500	1	1	.500	149	129
Hostile Omish	1	1	.500	1	1	.500	139	164
¥ Clinched Division Title

Week Two High Scoring Team

Donikers-DTL -- 129 Points

Sam Profio

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

"At this point LTP stands for lack the points, but as I always state, this is a marathon and not a sprint. It's a long season. Come on, Jake Reed gets one point in two weeks. Minnesota's living a lie with (Randy) Moss. He might be out raping someone tonight."
Don Jones, LTP, commenting on yet another slow start for a defending Erie League champion.

"Vinny should let his drafting merit speak for itself. Everyone knows he had the worst draft spots but he has still won two weeks in a row. That speaks for itself."
Jones, responding to the deragatory comments made by Psychedelic B's owner Bryan Vince in last week's issue.

"Now I get it. Lick the Pipes is losing on purpose so that they can get all new players. Not a bad choice, seeing how SORRY their original draft was!"
Vince, taking another shot at LTP's slow start.

"Christ, will someone tell the SORRY Bandits that we're using the combined scoring system in this league!"
Vince, commenting on the 87 point, two week output by Paul Labonte's Shadow Bandits.

TRANSACTIONS

Shadow Bandits - A: QB Randall Cunningham, D: WR Kevin Williams; LTP - A: QB Jason Garrett, D: QB Troy Aikman; Atomic Punks - Traded WR Bryan Still and the 8:05 time slot to the Screaming Eagles for WR Courtney Hawkins and the 7:45 time slot, A: RB Raymont Harris, D: QB Scott Mitchell; Bonecrushers - A: Cameron Cleeland, D: WR Billy Davis; Hostile Omish - A: QB Charlie Batch, D: WR Ken Dilger; Screaming Eagles - A: WR Karl Williams, D: QB Dave Krieg; Midnight Vigilantes - A: WR Lamar Thomas, D: Carolina Team; Captain Tripps - A: WR Amani Toomer, D: WR Charles Jordan; Cosmic Monsters - A: K Greg Davis, D: RB Robert Holcombe; Donikers-DTL - A: RB William Henderson, D: RB Skip Hicks; Bonecrushers - A: New Orleans Team, D: Jacksonville Team; Donikers - A: QB Bubby Brister, D: WR Freddie Jones; LTP - A: RB Ray Zellars, D: RB Jerald Moore.