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Volume 6, Issue 13 The On-Line Newsletter of the Erie Fantasy Football League Nov. 27, 1998

WEEK TWELVE RESULTS

High Scoring Team
Quotes & Transactions

Captain Tripps 89
Assassins 66

Screaming Eagles 88
Hostile Omish 64

Kardiac Kids 97
Donikers-DTL 56

Wolverines 78
Atomic Punks 64

Cosmic Monsters 70
Midnight Vigilantes 64

King Salmons 104
LTP 44

Psychedelic B's 100
Gargoyles 67

Shadow Bandits 99
Bonecrushers 75

ROUND ONE MATCHUPS

Atomic Punks
Hostile Omish

Series: Hostile Omish 6-4
W4: Hostile Omish 85-59

Kardiac Kids
King Salmons

Series: Kardiac Kids 3-0
1998: Did not play

Midnight Vigilantes
Bonecrushers

Series: Mid. Vigilantes 4-3
W4: Mid. Vigilantes 91-69

Gargoyles
Screaming Eagles

Series: Gargoyles 2-0
W9: Gargoyles 66-35

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1998 STANDINGS - WEEK TWELVE

*Club Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
¥Donikers-DTL	9	3	.750	3	3	.500	881	778	L2
Atomic Punks	8	4	.667	4	2	.667	958	869	L1
Kardiac Kids	8	4	.667	4	2	.667	973	759	W2
Wolverines	3	9	.250	1	5	.167	791	965	W1
*Diamond Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
¥Cosmic Monsters	8	4	.667	6	0	1.000	944	851	W3
Midnight Vigilantes	8	4	.667	3	3	.500	939	761	L1
King Salmons	5	7	.417	2	4	.333	914	893	W1
LTP	2	10	.167	1	5	.167	630	967	L3
*Heart Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
¥Psychedelic B's	8	4	.667	5	1	.833	864	729	W3
Gargoyles	6	6	.500	4	2	.667	791	850	L2
Bonecrushers	6	6	.500	2	4	.333	793	850	L1
Shadow Bandits	3	9	.250	1	5	.167	771	865	W1
*Spade Division*	W	L	PCT.	Div. W	Div. L	Div. %	PF	PA	STR
¥Captain Tripps	8	4	.667	4	2	.667	909	771	W5
Screaming Eagles	6	6	.500	4	2	.667	778	817	W1
Hostile Omish	6	6	.500	2	4	.333	757	848	L1
Assassins	3	9	.250	2	4	.333	781	910	L8
¥ Clinched Division Title

Week Twelve High Scoring Teams

King Salmons

Jim Damicone

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

"I like Keith because he's not afraid to lead with this chin. Sure there's luck in fantasy football but we all share it good and bad. However, you don't produce stats like mine on luck alone: *All-time highest winning percentage. *Most wins since I joined the league. *Longest winning streak. *Best regular season record ever. *Three division titles. *Two conference titles. *Only undefeated season in any league I know. And all that in only three seasons!!! The Punks have division and conference titles too but not since I joined the league. Out with the old and in with the new! Keith stats remind me of Irving Fryar or Henry Ellard. You're past your prime. Get out while you still have some dignity! More facts: I won the toughest division in the league and have been on top of it all year long. I had to pick 14th in the lottery while the Punks picked 6th and the Kids picked 2nd! Keith beat me on a bad week but he must have forgotten our earlier meeting when I spanked him 129 to 103 in week #2. I hope we meet in the post-season. My squad is pumping adrenaline on the revenge factor. In the locker room, my guys have an aquarium half full of brown water with Keith's picture in it and turds floating by!!! Donikers forever!"
Sam Profio, Donikers-DTL GM, responding to Atomic Punks GM Keith Kuratko's less than favorable remarks in last week's Sports Page.

LAST WEEK's ROSTER EXPANSIONS

Adds: RB J. Ritchie (LTP), RB Fletcher (Donikers), RB Loville (King Salmons), Tennessee Team (Atomic Punks), K Vanderjagt (Hostile Omish), QB Justin (Vigilantes), WR Tyrone Davis (Bonecrushers), Buffalo Team (Psychedelic B's), WR F.Jones (Captain Tripps), WR Troy Brown (Psychedelic B's), QB Stenstrom (Bonecrushers), WR Mickens (LTP), WR Metcalf (Captain Tripps), K Mare (Donikers), K Nedney (Atomic Punks), WR Pathon (Vigilantes).