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Volume 6, Issue 12         The On-Line Newsletter of the Erie Fantasy Football League     Nov. 20, 1998

 

WEEK ELEVEN RESULTS

High Scoring Team
Quotes & Transactions

Captain Tripps 93
Screaming Eagles 46

Hostile Omish 75
Assassins 28

Atomic Punks 74
Donikers-DTL 47

Kardiac Kids 97
Wolverines 51

Cosmic Monsters 94
King Salmons 65

Midnight Vigilantes 76
LTP 25

Bonecrushers 85
Gargoyles 50

Psychedelic B's 89
Shadow Bandits 64

 


 

WEEK TWELVE MATCHUPS

Captain Tripps
Assassins

Series: Captain Tripps 4-1
W3: Assassins 73-51

Hostile Omish
Screaming Eagles

Series: Scream. Eagles 3-0
W3: Scream. Eagles 70-45

Kardiac Kids
Donikers-DTL

Series: Donikers 2-1
W3: Kardiac Kids 73-45

Atomic Punks
Wolverines

Series: Atomic Punks 1-0
W3: Atomic Punks 63-58

Cosmic Monsters
Midnight Vigilantes

Series: Cos. Monsters 5-2
W3: Cos. Monst. 73-67

LTP
King Salmons

Series: Tied 1-1
W3: LTP 71-57

Gargoyles
Psychedelic B's

Series: Gargoyles 5-2
W3: Gargoyles 56-46

Shadow Bandits
Bonecrushers

Series: Bonecrushers 8-0
W3: Bonecrushers 68-66

 



MONEY OWED

 

Due by Tue.11-24!!

Jody Barth, +$9

Dave Bell, +$2

Mike Bell, $6

Jim Damicone, $14

Don Jones, $15

Keith Kuratko, $16

Mike Kuratko, $9

Paul Labonte, $18

Kirk Pavelich, $9

Sam Profio, $12

Mike Royer, $3

Brad Rzyczycki, $1

Matt Rzyczycki, $1

Storm Thomas, $3

Bryan Vince, $5

Jim White, $17

 


 

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1998 STANDINGS - WEEK ELEVEN

Club Division W L PCT. Div. W Div. L Div. % PF PA STR
Donikers-DTL 9 2 .818 3 2 .600 825 681 L1
Atomic Punks 8 3 .727 4 1 .800 894 791 W3
Kardiac Kids 7 4 .636 3 2 .600 876 703 W1
Wolverines 2 9 .182 0 5 .000 713 901 L4
Diamond Division W L PCT. Div. W Div. L Div. % PF PA STR
Midnight Vigilantes 8 3 .727 3 2 .600 875 691 W5
Cosmic Monsters 7 4 .636 5 0 1.000 874 787 W2
King Salmons 4 7 .364 1 4 .200 810 849 L3
LTP 2 9 .182 1 4 .200 586 863 L2
Heart Division W L PCT. Div. W Div. L Div. % PF PA STR
Psychedelic B's 7 4 .636 4 1 .800 764 662 W2
Gargoyles 6 5 .545 4 1 .800 724 750 L1
Bonecrushers 6 5 .545 2 3 .400 718 751 W1
Shadow Bandits 2 9 .182 0 5 .000 672 790 L3
Spade Division W L PCT. Div. W Div. L Div. % PF PA STR
Captain Tripps 7 4 .636 3 2 .600 820 705 W4
Screaming Eagles 5 6 .455 3 2 .600 690 753 L1
Hostile Omish 5 6 .455 2 3 .400 693 760 W1
Assassins 3 8 .273 2 3 .400 715 821 L7
¥ Clinched Division Title

Week Eleven High Scoring Teams

Kardiac Kids

Jody Barth

 


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

 

"At least I have been to the mountain top, ONCE, to view the consistent losers in the valley. Those that have never experienced the thrill of winning a FANTASY BOWL, should not make fun of us who may be struggling at this given time. Oh yea that's right, The Kardiac Kids have never even smelled a fantasy bowl apperance. Do you think that is why you change your name every year, to hide your embarassment of consistent FAILURE? LTP will be back next year....and we will keep our name. Changing our name will not hide the struggles of this year. By the way Jody, check the owner profiles. I think your post season record is 0-3 -- or is that a misprint? Mine does say 3-1 and a fantasy bowl win."
Don Jones, LTP GM, responding to comments made in last week's Sports Page by Kardiac Kids owner Jody Barth.

"I don't know why you bothered trying to jinx the Donikers because we all know that he's the luckiest SOB during the regular season. Once it comes down to walking that aisle and putting up or shutting up, that boy seems to just shut up! So as far as I see it, that was a wasted jinx last week. You should put the jinx on a team that is more deserving of it, for example, the Cosmic Monsters, Kardiac Kids or the Midnight Vigilantes. In my eyes, one of these teams will be winning the bowl."
Keith Kuratko, Atomic Punks GM, responding to comments made last week by commissioner Kirk Pavelich, in which Pavelich predicted a fantasy bowl championship for Sam Profio's Donikers. Recent history has suggested that any team Pavelich picks to win the title is often "jinxed" into an early playoff defeat.

"The Donikers better be preparing to play a first round game in the playoffs, cause after the Kids get done kicking his ass and the Punks throw the Wusserines to the curb for garbage pickup, the Punks will be the rightful champs of the Club Division."
Kuratko again, with additional comments regarding the race for the Club Division championship.

TRANSACTIONS

Adds: RB Biakabatuka (Omish), RB R.Harris (Bonecrushers), QB K.Collins (Psychedelic B's), QB Brister (Vigilantes), WR Brisby (Cos. Monsters), QB Garrett (Atomic Punks), QB Kanell (Bonecrushers), QB R.Johnson (Vigilantes), K Hall (King Salmons). Drops: QB Tomczak (Omish), RB Enis (Bonecrushers), QB Zeier (Psychedelic B's), RB Loville (Vigilantes), WR I.Smith (Cos. Monsters), WR Ricks (Atomic Punks), QB Leaf (Bonecrushers), WR T.Brown (Vigilantes), K Vanderjagt (King Salmons).

ROSTER EXPANSIONS

Adds: RB J. Ritchie (LTP), RB Fletcher (Donikers), RB Loville (King Salmons), Tennessee Team (Atomic Punks), K Vanderjagt (Hostile Omish), QB Justin (Vigilantes), WR Tyrone Davis (Bonecrushers), Buffalo Team (Psychedelic B's), WR F.Jones (Captain Tripps), WR Troy Brown (Psychedelic B's), QB Stenstrom (Bonecrushers), WR Mickens (LTP), WR Metcalf (Captain Tripps), K Mare (Donikers), K Nedney (Atomic Punks), WR Pathon (Vigilantes).


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