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Volume 11, Issue 9         The On-Line Newsletter of the Erie Fantasy Football League         November 25, 2003


Playoffs will kick off Thursday

Field of 16 is set as Erie Leaguers battle for Fantasy Title

Midnight Vigilantes (Kirk Pavelich), 10-2

Pavelich's Vigilantes finished the year at 10-2, having scored 1,202 points during the regular season, an average of 100.2 per game. Pavelich's all-time record now stands at 107-69 (.608), including a 13-8 post-season mark. Vigilantes finished the year winning four straight and 10 of 11. Has qualified for the playoffs 10 straight years and 11 of 12 years overall. Captured division championships in '96, '97, '00, '01 and '03. The Midnight Vigilantes were the 1995, 2000 and 2001 Fantasy Bowl Champs. History: Vigilantes, 7-1 (Vigilantes, 86.0 to 67.95 in Week Four).

Hard Attack (Joe Nunney),  5-7

Nunney and Hard Attack qualified for the playoffs by winning their final two games. Scored 896 points during the regular season, an average of 74.7 per game. Averaged 101.45 over final two games. Nunney's all-time record now stands at 44-79 (.358), including a 2-1 post-season mark. Captured a division championship in '99, before losing 104-87 to the Bonecrushers in the Browns Conference Finals, his club's only other playoff appearance.

Stonehenge (Jamie Roush), 10-2

Roush's club finished the year at 10-2 and the top seed in the Browns Conference, having scored 1,072 points during the regular season, an average of 89.4 per game. His all-time record now stands at 24-16 (.600), including a 2-2 post-season mark. Went 2-2 over final four games after starting the year 8-0. Has qualified for the playoffs in each of his three seasons in the league. History: Stonehenge, 1-0 (102.25 to 66.55 in Week Eight).

Deerslayers (Dave Pastir/Ray Urich), 5-7

First year owners Pastir (right) and Urich (left) finished the year at 5-7, having scored 895 points during the regular season, an average of 74.6 per game. Qualified for the post-season despite dropping final three contests. Urich and Pastir had taken two seasons off after compiling a 23-16, three-year record in their local family-run league. Won a local league championship in 1999. Recruited into the Erie League by Shadow Bandits GM Paul Labonte.

Team Bud (Jody Barth), 10-2

Barth and Team Bud finished the year at 10-2, having scored 1,082 points during the regular season, an average of 90.2 per game. Barth's all-time record now stands at 83-45 (.648), including a 9-7 post-season mark. Team Bud finished the year winning two straight and eight of nine. Has qualified for the playoffs in eight of nine years. Captured division championships in '95, '97, '00, '01, '02 and '03. Barth won the 1997 Fantasy Bowl as owner of the Kardiac Kids. History: Team Bud, 2-1 (Team Bud 85.8-74.1 in Week 2, Team Bud 79.0-36.55 in Week 11)

No Limit Ballers (Rob Davis), 5-7

Davis returned to the league after a three year absence and finished 5-7, having scored 891 points during the regular season, an average of 74.3 per game. Davis' all-time record now stands at 10-17 (.370). First playoff appearance. Backed into the playoffs by losing final three games. Ended the 1999 regular season with a mark of 3-9, before catching fire in the consolation tournament and losing to the eventual Toilet Bowl Champion Mad Zippers, 73-58.

Long Shots (Bill Long), 9-3

Long finished the year at 9-3, having scored a conference-best 1,139 points during the regular season, an average of 95.0 per game. Long's all-time record now stands at 21-19 (.525). Won seven straight games at one point this season, before finishing 2-2 over final four games. First Erie League playoff appearance. Has missed the post-season in each of his two previous seasons, despite long-standing success with Dave Bell's Great Lakes Power and Great Lakes Too Leagues.

Cosmic Monsters (Brad Rzyczycki), 6-6

Rzyczycki's second year in the Browns Conference resulted in a 6-6 record, with 1,077 points scored (89.8 per game). His all-time record now stands at 76-70 (.521), including an 8-9 post-season mark. Has qualified for the playoffs in eight of ten Erie League seasons. Backed into the playoffs by losing three of final four games. Captured division championships in '98 and '02. The Cosmic Monsters were Fantasy Bowl runners-up in 1994 and 1997. History: Tied, 1-1 (Long Shots, 85.85-79.3 in Week 7.

Hostile Omish (Mike Kuratko),7-5

Kuratko and the Omish finished the year at 7-5, having scored a conference-best 1,207 points during the regular season, an average of 100.6 per game. Kuratko's all-time record now stands at 108-84 (.563), including a 6-9 post-season mark. Finished the year winning four out of last five games. Has qualified for the playoffs in nine of 13 years. Captured division championships in '91, '91, '93, '94 and '03. Lost 134-96 to the Midnight Vigilantes in the 2000 Fantasy Bowl.
 

Psychedelic B's (Bryan Vince), 6-6

Vince's B's come into the playoffs with a 6-6 mark, having scored 963 points during the regular season, an average of 80.3 per game. Vince's all-time record now stands at 69-55 (.556), including a 6-6 post-season mark. Won two of their final three games. Has qualified for the playoffs in eight of nine years. Captured division championships in '98, '99, '01 and '02. The Psychedelic B's were the 1996 Fantasy Bowl Champs. History: B's, 9-2 (Hostile Omish, 108.1-70.3 in Week 9.

Horn-Headed Degenerates (Paul Tanski), 9-3

Tanski and the Degenerates come into the playoffs with a 9-3 mark, having scored 1,102 points during the regular season, an average of 91.9 per game. Tanski's all-time record now stands at 19-9 (.679), including a 4-0 post-season mark. The Degenerates finished the year winning three straight and seven of eight. Shocked the world last year, posting a 6-6 regular season record before winning four straight playoff games and the title. Won the championship with a memorable 96-93 decision over Don Jones and LTP. Captured first division title this year. History: Degenerates, 1-0 (81.95-74.65 in Week 8.)

Bonecrushers (Dave Bell), 7-5

Bell's Bonecrushers finished the year at 7-5, having scored 974 points during the regular season, an average of 81.2 per game. Bell's all-time record now stands at 106-99 (.517), including a 6-11 post-season mark. Has qualified for the playoffs in 11 of 14 years in the league. Lost chance at third division crown and backed into the playoffs by dropping final two games. Captured division championships in '94 and '95. Best year was 1999 when he directed the Bonecrushers to their only Fantasy Bowl appearance, dropping an 83-60 decision to the Polish Monarchs in Fantasy Bowl 11.

Dayton Penatrators (Dave Collins), 7-5

Collins and the Penatrators come into the playoffs with a 7-5 mark, having scored 1,020 points during the regular season, an average of 85.1 per game. Collins' all-time record now stands at 13-14 (.481), including a 1-2 post-season mark. Have won four of their last five games. Pulled off a huge first round upset last year, knocking out the top-seeded Psychedelic B's, 102-78. Also participated for seven years in the now defunct Beaver Valley League, winning titles in '98, '00 and '01. History: LTP, 1-0 (Did not play in '03).
 

LTP (Don Jones), 7-5

Jones and LTP finished the year at 7-5, having scored 946 points during the regular season, an average of 78.9 per game. Jones' all-time record now stands at 64-51 (.557), including a 9-4 post-season mark. Backed into the playoffs by losing three of final four games. Has qualified for the playoffs five times in eight years. Captured division championships in '99 and '01. Finished the '02 regular season with a 6-6 mark, before reeling off three straight victories to reach Fantasy Bowl 13, losing to the Horn-Headed Degenerates, 96-93. LTP won the Fantasy Bowl in 1997.

The Godfather (Doug Frank), 8-4

Frank and the Godfather come into the playoffs with an  8-4 mark during their second Erie League campaign. His squad scored 1,032 points during the regular season, an average of 86.0 per game. Frank's all-time record now stands at 18-9 (.667), including a 2-1 post-season mark. Won three out of four games to close out the regular season. Had an outstanding rookie season in 2002, finishing with a 10-5 mark and a division championship.

Gridiron Gods (Jeff Gallagher), 7-5

Gallagher's first Erie League season resulted in a record of 7-5, scoring 1,047 points, an average of 87.3 per game. Won four out of last five games to qualify for the playoffs as an Erie League rookie. A long-time member of the Great Lakes Power League, Gallagher has also participated for the past seven years in Dave Bell's Great Lakes Too League. Usually a contender year in and year out, Gallagher slumped in the GL Too last season, finishing 6-9 while serving as a co-owner with Erie League champion Paul Tanski. History: 1st Meeting (Did not play in '03).

Atomic Punks GM Keith Kuratko missed the playoffs for just the second time in 14 years. However, the all-time wins leader in Erie League history took the time to handicap the first round All-American Conference matchups so he could provide his predictions for The Sports Page.

#8 Hard Attack @ #1 Midnight Vigilantes (-25.5 points)
Met during the regular season with the Vigilantes winning convincingly 86 to 67.95. Don't think Hard Attack has made any transactions or lineup changes for the past 9 weeks but if they want a chance this week, I would insert Eddie George against the Jets into the lineup over Garrison Hearst. Midnight Vigilantes made another one of his trademark mid-season trades to solidify his lineup by acquiring Ahman Green. Add Priest Holmes and the Vigilantes have a potent 1-2 punch in the starting backfield.  WRs have been inconsistent for the Vigilantes but with Rod Smith coming on lately and if Harrison is healthy, Vigilantes should be all right. The question is who to start at QB? Honestly, I don't think it really matters as the Midnight Vigilantes come away as the victors in this matchup. Lay the 25.5 and take the
Vigilantes.

#7 No Limit Ballers @ #2 Team Bud (-15.9 points)
Met twice during the regular season with Team Bud coming away with two victories: 79 to 36.55 and 85.8 to 74.1. No Limit Ballers have solid WRs but I would probably insert Moulds into the lineup over Shockey. Has Shockey even played the past couple of weeks? Team Bud has the advantage at RB with
workhouse Stephen Davis carrying his team and his WRs are consistent. Bulger has been a little shaky but still is better than anything the Ballers could put into their lineup. I am expecting a big win for Team Bud, probably by 25 points, so lay down the 15.9 as Team Bud advances.

#6 Psychedelic Bs @ #3 Hostile Omish (-20.3 points)
The Omish crushed the Bs during the regular season, 108.1-70.3 but I see this matchup being a little closer this week. Could be a first round upset brewing here. Don't let the 7-5 record fool you, the Omish may be the best team in the All-American conference. Edging the Vigilantes for the overall scoring title with a 100.6 avg. per game, it seemed everyone had their best game of the year against the Omish as their average PA was at 86.9, highest for the All-American playoff teams. The Omish have a slight, slight edge at QB and are going to need another big day from Culpepper. Looks like Faulk is back to 100% and with earlier trade for Shaun Alexander, the Bs upgraded their running attack. Omish have two good RBs also, and need Ricky Williams to build off of his big Sunday night game last week. The Omish's top two receivers blow away any three receivers the Bs will put in their starting lineup. The Omish should pull off the victory but don't be surprised if the Bs pull off the upset. Take the 20.3 pts. that the Omish
are giving to the Bs, but the Omish will be moving on to the second round.

#5 LTP @ #4 Dayton Penetrators (-6.2 points)
Didn't meet during the regular season and according to LTP, "my team sucks" and "it is one and out for the LTP crew." I don't really need to review this game but I will anyway. Not to take anything away from LTP, but my team really sucks and at least your team made the playoffs. I'm trying to win the toilet bowl so I can say that my team is the best of the worst. Anyway, the Penatrators have a distinct edge over LTP at RB but that is it. With McNair hurt and Kitna going against the Steelers, LTP has the edge at QB and if he sticks Robinson back into the starting lineup, I would take his receivers over the Penatrators receivers any day of the week. I would also stick either Candidate or Wheatley into the other RB position opposite Fred Taylor, but that's me. Dayton is favored by 6.2, give me the points and LTP and DJ don't be surprised to see your team in the second round.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

"MY TWO FAVORITE TEAMS ARE THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES AND WHOEVER BEATS THE MIDNIGHT VIGILANTIES. GO BUCKS! PAV, GO BLOW!" Posted on the league message board by Team Bud GM Jody Barth.

"Hey Tard, since there is only one team that can play Pav this week and this is the final regular season game, your favorite two teams are OSU and Titlebound Two. I know looking up who was playing Pav this week was too much for you, but don't show how low your IQ is by documenting it." Psychedelic B's owner Bryan Vince's message board response to Barth.

"Why, does Vince have to take a shot a me? The quote was WHOEVER meaning and including the playoffs. Since Pav is the number one seed and everyone wants to knock him out. Why do I have to explain myself? I.Q. hmmmm! I once read that if you shave your legs and arms it will make you look big and strong. No, I did not read that. Vince, showed me his legs and arms after he shaved them and that was his reasoning behind it." Barth's response to Vince.

"It has been fun this year but my team sucks... I am going to back in to the playoffs, losing two of my last three and losing to the Masons! Great play on my part, Smith and not Wheatley. I go on record as saying a few trades this year were the dumbest f----- trades I have seen in years!  I think for the playoffs, (since it is one and out for the LTP crew) I am going to pull a Nunney and just stop looking at my team and leave the lineup alone! Good luck to all. LTP GM Don Jones, disgusted with his team's play down the stretch, in a recent message board post.

"That really hurts." Masons owner John Thiem's response to Jones.

"Many of you have forgotten that I only drafted this year's team and left the day-to-day decisions up to Kurt Gielink of Solon H.S. Obviously, he understood that the mistake I was making for the past seven years was actually trying to win games. Our strategy became pretty simple, don't screw anything up and it'll all work out in the end. Well, I'm back in the playoffs and I've got a great strategy to upset Pav, then again now that I think about it, I'll just stick with the same line-up that's been posted. Are any of my guys on bye week this week??? Also, I have heard rumors about bad trades by Kurt and me this year - I only made one and Keith finished last, sorry dude. By the way, who the hell gave Pav Ahman Green and Brad Johnson????? Vinnie, what Mikey and I do on our private time is our business and currently in the videotape collection of Michael Jackson so if you really need to know call his lawyers. Thanks to those of you who wished me luck and congratulations on the election, I really appreciate it. Good luck to most of you in the playoffs!!!" Hard Attack GM Joe Nunney's response to allegations he threw a Week 10 game to the Hostile Omish. Nunney's squad qualified for the playoffs for just the second time in his career by winning their final two games.


INTERNATIONAL RANKINGS

Erie League vs. North Coast Fantasy Football League (NCFFL)

Note - The champions of these leagues will square off in Week 17 in Ultimate Bowl 3

Rank Erie League Team (Owner) City
State
Record Rating Prev.
Rank
49 Stonehenge (Jamie Roush)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Rocky River
Ohio
10-1-0 149.879 80
(+31)
67 Midnight Vigilantes (Kirk Pavelich)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Norwalk
Ohio
9-2-0 145.676 81
(+14)
124 Team Bud (Jody Barth)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Twinsburg
Ohio
9-2-0 140.450 193
(+69)
210 Horn-Headed Degenerates (Paul Tanski)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Wickliffe
Ohio
8-3-0 133.015 348
(+138)
243 Long Shots (Bill Long)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Mentor
Ohio
8-3-0 131.563 427
(+184)
607 The Godfather (Doug Frank)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Mentor
Ohio
7-4-0 116.877 457
(-150)
666 Hostile Omish (Mike Kuratko)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Gilbert
Arizona
6-5-0 114.972 553
(-113)
691 Bonecrushers (Dave Bell)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Hudson
Ohio
7-4-0 114.211 514
(-177)
711 LTP (Don Jones)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Kent
Ohio
7-4-0 113.282 885
(+174)
776 Cosmic Monsters (Brad Rzyczycki)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Owensboro
Kentucky
6-5-0 111.006 1104
(+328)
823 Gridiron Gods (Jeff Gallagher)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Concord
Ohio
6-5-0 109.268 675
(-148)
890 Dayton Penatrators (Dave Collins)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Kettering
Ohio
6-5-0 107.474 694
(-196)
948 Psychedelic B's (Bryan Vince)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Macedonia
Ohio
6-5-0 106.000 1281
(+333)
1479 The Deerslayers (Dave Pastir/Ray Urich)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Sagamore Hills
Ohio
5-6-0 91.927 1314
(-165)
1495 No Limit Ballers (Robert Davis)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Twinsburg
Ohio
5-6-0 91.482 1246
(-249)
1640 Captain Tripps (Matt Rzyczycki)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Sagamore Hills
Ohio
4-7-0 85.016 2017
(+377)
1827 Hard Attack (Joe Nunney)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Twinsburg
Ohio
4-7-0 79.105 2089
(+262)
1883 Titlebound Two (J.P. Dougherty/Brett Harney)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Streetsboro
Ohio
4-7-0 76.868 1812
(-71)
1972 Atomic Punks (Keith Kuratko)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Gilbert
Arizona
3-8-0 71.202 2076
(+104)
2002 Jester X (Will Van Bibber)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Columbus
Ohio
3-8-0 70.073 2003
(+1)
2061 Donikers-DTL (Sam Profio)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Mentor
Ohio
2-9-0 67.780 2129
(+68)
2144 Shadow Bandits (Paul Labonte)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Macedonia
Ohio
3-8-0 61.713 2347
(+203)
2166 Masons (John Thiem)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Erie
Pennsylvania
2-9-0 59.635 2241
(+75)
2233 King Salmons (Jim Damicone)
Erie Fantasy Football League
Hudson
Ohio
2-9-0 51.527 2407
(+174)
Rank NCFFL Team (Owner) City
State
Record Rating Prev.
Rank
318 Ludicrous Leprechauns (Mike Kuratko)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Gilbert
Arizona
8-3-0 128.003 416
(+98)
386 Aces High (RIP) (Steve Payne)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Grosse Pointe Woods
Michigan
7-4-0 125.315 641
(+255)
488 2 Behind the Ear (Brian Kolm)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Paramus
New Jersey
7-4-0 120.868 704
(+216)
545 Hoosier Daddy (Dave Bell)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Hudson
Ohio
7-4-0 118.836 380
(-165)
750 Electric Mayhem (John Thiem)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Erie
Pennsylvania
7-4-0 111.717 581
(-169)
765 Hard Eight! (Sam Profio)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Portsmouth
New Hampshire
6-5-0 111.271 960
(+195)
1051 The Lynch Mob (Kirk Pavelich)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Norwalk
Ohio
6-5-0 103.359 1278
(+227)
1262 DC's Livid Lobstas (Dave Collins)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Kettering
Ohio
6-5-0 96.997 1088
(-174)
1307 Punishers (Keith Kuratko)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Gilbert
Arizona
5-6-0 95.746 1575
(+268)
1719 Redskins Renegade (J.P. Dougherty)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Streetsboro
Ohio
4-7-0 82.255 1703
(-16)
2150 Ghostbusters (Doug Frank)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Mentor
Ohio
2-9-0 61.230 2219
(+69)
2263 Secretariat (Brad Rzyczycki)
North Coast Fantasy Football League
Owensboro
Kentucky
1-10-0 44.404 2388
(+125)

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